Amalgamate of Horror

Human / Outer Space Potato Man

Maine or Hovering Squid World 97A

my instinctive response when something i don’t like happens is to say ‘fuck my asshole’

i really need to stop saying that or it may get me into a situation i don’t want to be in. but it makes me laugh every time so i don’t know

They keep asking for an id when I buy cigars. I’m fucking 21, fuck


david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are

(via kifkrokers)

ummm, we’re all in love with jeff goldblum. i didn’t know it was supposed to be some sorta secret